Joseph Allen
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UnitedHealth Is Facing a Wave of Backlash Following CEO's Killing
The company's problems are symptoms of larger dissatisfaction with the American healthcare system.
Diontae Johnson Has Been Suspended One Game for Refusing to Play for the Ravens
Diontae Johnson refused to play, probably because he was mad about his lack of playing time.
Fans Have Long Wondered Why Sue Smey Always Seems to Be Dirty on 'Survivor'
She appears to be much dirtier than the rest of the season's contestants.
Deer Hunters in Michigan Keep Turning Up Dead, but What Is Killing Them?
Deer hunters are dying of heart attacks all over the place in Michigan.
Defense Secretary Nominee Pete Hegseth Appears to Have Cheated on His Wife a Lot
Hegseth had several affairs even after his first marriage.
South Korea's Declaration of Martial Law Sent the Country Into Upheaval
The move was justified by claims from the president that were not backed by evidence.
There Appears to Be No Confession Tape Among O.J.'s Former Bodyguard's Recordings
O.J. Simpson's reported confession tapes might not actually have a confession on them.
Greg Gutfeld's Absence From Fox News Has Some Wondering Where the Host Has Been
Greg's absence hasn't been explained, but he should be back soon.
Colby's Death on 'Yellowstone' Underscores How Dangerous the Show's World Is
Colby's death has left many fans of the show outraged.
Enron Has Been Relaunched as an Elaborate, Hilarious Prank to Save the Planet
Enron is back, but it's now a literal parody of the company it once was.
Here's a Full Timeline of Hannah Kobayashi's Disappearance Across the Mexico Border
Hannah Kobayashi is "voluntarily missing" after walking into Mexico on foot.
Trump Might Try to Self-Pardon, but It's Unclear What Would Happen If He Did
The answer is actually fairly complicated.
OG Slimes Is Facing Backlash From Customers for Raising Its Prices on Black Friday
The pricing controversy led the company to issue an official apology.
Randy Moss Is Asking for Prayers After Announcing His Battle With a Health Issue
The Hall of Famer didn't offer any details on his health issue.
'Counting Coup' Has a Deep Resonance With the Story of 'Yellowstone' Season 5
The phrase has an ancient meaning associated with plains tribes.
Scripps News Shut Down Its Broadcast Channel in Mid-November as TV News Continues to Shrink
Scripps News shut down on Nov. 15 over lack of advertiser interest.
RiceGum Stepped Away From Streaming Because He No Longer Felt Committed to It
RiceGum hasn't live streamed since 2023 — and may never again.
A Trump Pardon Might Not Actually Do Much for Rudy Giuliani's Financial Issues
A Trump pardon probably wouldn't save Giuliani from financial ruin.
Conor McGregor Has Been With His Fiancée Dee Devlin for Well Over a Decade
Conor McGregor's fiancée invoked her children in defending the UFC fighter.
Kendrick Lamar's "Mustard!" Shout-Out Has Become a Meme
The rapper is just giving a shoutout to one of his most frequent collaborators.
Juice Wrld Used 999 for Its Symbolic Meaning, but What Does the Number Mean?
Juice WRLD's favorite number had a deeper meaning to him.
Gibson Hit Trump Guitars With a Cease and Desist — Who Makes the Guitars?
Several varieties of the guitars have already sold out.
Kendrick Lamar Is Facing Some Backlash For Using the "E Word" on His New Album
It's possible the rapper used the term without knowing it was a slur.
Fans Are Sending Their Love to Rittz Following Reports That He Was Hospitalized
Rittz was been in the ICU for a week but hasn't explained why.
Is the Federal Ban Against TikTok Going to Be Enforced in January of 2025?
TikTok is set to be banned in January of 2025, but it's far from guaranteed.
The Detroit Lions Have Played on Thanksgiving for Decades, but How Often do They Win?
The Lions have played a total of 84 times on Thanksgiving.
Robin Weigert's Disappearance from 'Tracker' Doesn't Have a Clear Explanation
Robin Weigert's departure from the series has not been explained.
Influencer Chris Chan Has Been Dropping Hints That There Might Be a Baby on the Way
Chris Chan suggested she might be expecting a child in fairly cryptic language.
Navy Yeoman Kendra McDaniel's Death Has Many Wondering What Happened to Her
Kendra McDaniel died while serving in the U.S. Navy.
Rachel Maddow's Salary Was Reportedly Cut by $5 Million Thanks to Comcast
Rachel Maddow's salary was cut by $5 million, but it's still quite large.
The Hosts of 'Morning Joe' Apparently Met With Trump Over Fears About a Specific Investigation
The hosts were apparently scared of false allegations around a decades-old death.
If You're Wondering What "Unspoken Rizz" Means on TikTok, You're Not Alone
Streamer Kai Cenat is the originator of the term.
Rumors Are Swirling That Diddy's Bodyguard Uncle Ron Died of Pneumonia
Uncle Ron died in September, but it's unclear whether that had anything to do with Diddy.
Instagram Is Now Allowing Users to Reset Their Algorithms and Start from Scratch
You can now get a brand new Instagram algorithm pretty easily.
Ellen DeGeneres Is Apparently Moving to England Following Trump's Victory
Ellen moved to the U.K., but we don't know whether it has anything to do with politics.
McDonald's Grinch Happy Meals May or May Not Make it to the United States
We don't currently know whether the meals will make their way to the U.S.
Brooks & Dunn Broke up Back in 2009, and Many Want to Know What Caused the Split
"After 20 years of making music and riding this trail together, we have agreed as a duo that it’s time call it a day."
The Women in Male Fields Trend on TikTok Is Designed to Turn the Tables on Men
The trend is designed to show men just how badly they sometimes treat women.
'League of Legends' World Champion Zeus Left T1 Over a Contract Dispute
Zeus left T1 over disputes about the length of his next contract.
Jay Leno's Bruised Face and Eye Patch Are Because He Fell Down the Side of a Hill
Jay Leno fell down the side of a hill and destroyed his face.
Linda McMahon Is Married to Vince, but the Two of Them Are Currently Separted
Linda is currently separated from her long-time husband Vince.
The 'Morning Joe' Meeting With Donald Trump Has Met Some Pretty Major Blowback
The hosts acted like meeting with Trump was a no-brainer.
Sean Duffy and Rachel Campos-Duffy Started in Reality TV Before Moving to Politics
Sean Duffy and Rachel Campos-Duffy's relationship started on reality TV.
TikToker Allanah Harris Is Facing Serious Allegations That She Drugged Her Baby
The family has been accused of drugging their youngest daughter and pretending she was sick.
Jennifer Love Hewitt and Her Husband Have Been Married for More Than a Decade
Jennifer and her husband Brian share three children together.
RFK Jr. Has Proposed Wellness Farms, but What Exactly Are They Used For?
He proposed building these farms in rural areas during his presidential campaign.
Bluesky CEO Jay Graber Has a Relatively Modest Net Worth and a Low Profile
Jay Graber's net worth could be set to explode int he months ahead.
Mike Tyson Bites His Gloves During Fights, but Where Does That Tick Come From?
Mike Tyson said that he has a "biting fixation," and that seems clear.
Justine and Jason Bateman Are Siblings, but Are the Two of Them Close?
"You're not handcuffed by blood. You've got to earn it," he explained.
Mike Tyson's Voice Has Always Been Part of the Boxer's Distinct, Unusual Appeal
Mike Tyson's high voice is the result of a broken nose he sustained when he was 7.
