Joseph Allen
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Pete Hegseth Was Confirmed as Defense Secretary, but Where Did He Go to School?
The secretary of defense is Ivy League educated.
Trump Advisor Stephen Miller Is Married to Someone Else Who Works in Politics
Stephen Miller and his wife met while planning family separation.
Chiefs Defensive Tackle Chris Jones Is Often Crying, but Is There Any Reason?
Chris's emotions have always been worn on his sleeve.
Donald Trump Is Declassifying JFK and MLK Files, but What Does That Even Mean?
Trump has ordered the declassification of some interesting documents related to several assassinations.
Only Two Presidents Have Ever Been Divorced, and We Bet You Know One of Them
The two presidents both come from the Republican party.
Republicans Are Worried About Exposing Explicit Text Messages Sent to Cassidy Hutchinson
The texts have not been released, but are apparently not great.
Novak Djokovic Retired From the Australian Open After Suffering a Muscle Tear
Djokovic is done at the Australian Open, but not with tennis overall.
Vivek Ramaswamy's Departure From DOGE Was Reportedly Orchestrated by, Who Else? Elon Musk
“Everyone wants him out of Mar-a-Lago, out of D.C.”
Kevin Frazier Is Rocking a Bandage Over His Eyebrow, but How Did He Hurt It?
Frazier passed out in his bathroom after covering the L.A. wildfires.
The Spagetti Method Is Super NSFW, but It's Also Trending All Over TikTok
The method is definitely kinky, but not necessarily dangerous.
Norah O'Donnell Has Left CBS Evening News, but Is She Leaving the Network?
O'Donnell is leaving the Evening News, but she's not leaving CBS.
ChatGPT Briefly Went Down, and People Were Really Freaked out About It
ChatGPT was down on Jan. 23, disrupting many people's work days.
Gamers MrBeast and Thea Booysen Are Engaged After First Meeting in 2022
MrBeast got engaged on Christmas Eve 2024 to fellow gamer and YouTuber Thea Booysen.
Fox's 'The Will Cain Show' Is Filmed in Dallas Instead of in New York City
The show is set to break the mold for your typical Fox News cable show.
Some Instagram Users Are Saying the Platform Automatically Made Them Follow POTUS
Some Instagram users are unhappy that they are now following POTUS.
Here's Why Justice Ketanji Brown Jackson Wore Cowrie Shells to the Inauguration
The Justice's choice of attire was a small act of resistance.
The Stargate Project Is the Latest Effort to Keep the United States Ahead on AI
The Stargate Project is a massive AI initiative that will be funded by private money.
Elon Musk Didn't Buy ABC, and He Definitely Hasn't Canceled 'The View'
Elon Musk has plenty on his plate without buying ABC.
"Drill, Baby, Drill" Has Been a Republican Campaign Talking Point for Decades
The slogan has been a part of Republican politics since 2008.
A Trump Executive Order Claims to End Birthright Citizenship, but What Does That Mean?
Birthright citizenship has existed for more than 100 years in the U.S., and Trump wants to end it.
John Fetterman Wore Shorts and a Hoodie to Trump's Inauguration, and Also Everywhere Else
John Fetterman's hoodies have become a signature part of his overall ensemble.
Donald Trump Has Withdrawn the U.S. From the WHO, but What Does That Mean?
The order was one of several actions President Trump took immediately after taking office.
Trump's Executive Orders Have Some Power, but They Can Definitely Be Overturned
Executive orders can be overturned by Congress and the Supreme Court.
Meta Has Not Bought TikTok, Despite the Rumors You May Have Heard Online
Meta is not buying TikTok, and probably wouldn't be the first option.
Donald Trump Is the 45th and 47th President, and It's Become a Meme on the Right
The meme is a rallying cry for Trump supporters.
Some People Believe the Secret Service Use Fake Hands to Conceal Weapons
There's a running conspiracy that the Secret Service uses fake hands.
TikTok's Down Time Swept up a Number of Other Apps, Including Marvel Snap
The app was one of several that got caught up in the ban.
Alia Shawkat Has Managed to Keep Her Personal Life Pretty Separate From Her Career
Alia Shawkat's private life has been walled off from her career.
'Severance' Is Back for Season 2, but Who Is Miss Huang, the New Supervisor?
Miss Huang is the most unsettling new addition to the season.
The U.S. Is Not the First Country to Ban TikTok, but It Is the Biggest
The countries that have banned it are much smaller than the U.S.
Space X's Starship Blew up on Its Seventh Test Run — Who Owns the Starship?
Starship exploded after launch on its seventh test flight.
Georgia State Senator Colton Moore Was Arrested While Trying to Enter the House
Colton Moore was arrested after violating his ban from the House chamber.
Most NFL Quarterbacks Say "White 80" as Part of Their Cadence, but What Does It Mean?
The cadence is a crucial part of NFL offenses.
Florida Senator Marco Rubio's Net Worth Is Lower Than You Might Think
Rubio's net worth stems from a single real estate investment.
Dax Is Claiming That He Bought TikTok, but Is There Any Truth to the Story?
The rapper has claimed that he reached a deal to buy the app.
The FDA Has Banned Red Dye 3, Leading Some to Wonder Which Foods It's In
The FDA's ban has some wondering what foods they should be avoiding.
Does Trump Attorney General Nominee Pam Bondi Have Kids? A Closer Look at Her Personal Life
Trump's Attorney General nominee has maintained that she will keep the department independent.
Joining RedNote Might Seem Appealing, but Here's How to Cancel If You Want
RedNote's sudden popularity has also led to more interest in cancellations.
Sen. Tim Kaine Accused Pete Hegseth of Cheating on His Wife, but Did He?
The allegations are one part of the case Democrats are building against his nomination.
Michelle Obama Is Not Attending Donald Trump's Inauguration, but Do We Know Why?
She has been absent from several high profile events in recent days.
John Daly Had Emergency Hand Surgery That Has Left Him in the Hospital
John said fans shouldn't be concerned about his recent hospital visit.
Pete Hegseth Is Likely to Be Confirmed as Secretary of Defense by a Senate Vote
Hegseth seems likely to be confirmed by the Senate.
Will Cain's 'Fox & Friends' Hosting Gig Has Some Wondering About His Net Worth
Will Cain's hosting career at Fox News has taken a leap forward.
John Mayer Called Jessica Simpson "Sexual Napalm," but What Does That Mean?
John Mayer once described Jessica Simpson in pretty strange, explicit terms.
TIkTok Users Are Downloading RedNote at Such High Level They Broke the App
The app is breaking because there are simply too many new users.
Hilary Duff and Carrie Underwood Have Long Had a Rumored Feud, but Was It Real?
The feud was only every a rumor, but many want to know if it's real.
Elon Musk Is the Latest Potential U.S.-Based Buyer for TikTok Before the Ban
Reporting suggests that China is interested in Elon as a buyer.
'General Hospital' Is Not Going off the Air, but Its Schedule Has Been Disrupted
It had a rough week in early January, but the show is not going anywhere.
Mark Zuckerberg's Gold Necklace Has a Hebrew Blessing Inscribed on It
The Meta CEO made it clear that the necklace is for his daughters.
Editing App CapCut Might Get Swallowed up in America's Plan to Ban TikTok
The app is owned by ByteDance, which also owns TikTok.
